Happy Sunday everyone, l know its time again to share my Sunday experience. This Sunday My mouth is still opening unable to close at what happen. Hmmmmm! I am still trying to recover from do I call it the shame or embarrassment, my people? You will understand after you have read it all. Then you can send me your comment on which you think it is.
Many of us are in this and can understand it. For the men, you can recall how your your wife looked when you first met her, courted her and married her. Slim, portable,regal, figure eight, model looking chic. I know that even my fellow ladies are nodding in recollection and agreement because many are going down the memory lane with me right now.
My sisters and brothers, few years into marriage line, after 2, 3 to 4 kids. we have up the size from size 8 to 18-20. Many are sitting up. Yesooooo, I am not alone in this ooooo. I have many club members, former Agbani Daragos- (one time Miss World from Nigeria), now looking like Yokozuna. Hmmmm, Well after all in those past days when a woman gets married and does not increase her size after many years, then the husband is not taking good care of her but today no way.
I know hubby have been making some side remarks and its not as if yours truly have not tried, then recently hubby came across something on face book. It was funny but hubby thought it was a great idea. A Chinese man sat in the boot of a moving vehicle, throwing money every kilometres or mile as the wife runs after him picking the cash as an incentive to lose weight.
Hubby decided that for me, if every week I can stay on a strict fruit/protein diet without craving for any craving for fatty foods and fast foods then Five thousand. Woooh! plus l each to l reduce from my size 20 down l get a designer’s bag or shoes of my choice. Then If I can get down to Size 12 then a full wardrobe makeover with designers.
My sisters, dem dey talk am twice? Gbam una sister agree fast fast. Na so we start this business, since July. Una sister tie im belle for back, come dey wear dark glasses by force because the more you look, the more you see. So with my dark glasses, l nor dey see at all which is better for me. So to tempt me every weekend hubby decided no food in the house now, so off to Mr. Biggs, Chicken Republic,Tantalizers,Crunchies fast food,Tetrazzini,Chuckies Fries And Restaurant,CHICKEN CAPITOL,De Tastee Fried Chicken just name it. Hubby started checking for new ones every weekend to take family go outing just because l started weight lose programme. No problem, my dark google was shading my eyes from seeing all they order, while l take water.
Me! ke? I was taking water and every sunday, I collect my five thousand jeje and order my expensive designers hand bag or shoes. This thing don work finish, una sister don drop from 20 to 16 and this week to size 14 only two size to winning this whole thing.
Yesooooo, size 12 was around the corner and I was so sure and hubby said any backsliding game is off. Una sister don pass temptation finish, na church today l come fail and my daughter come expose me
Church today had anniversary and l was in charge of food. My dear sisters how can l be serving everyone all the delicacies with tasting. That was my predicament. I kept serving, the chicken was too yummy to resist and as everyone was so busy at the other end and no one was in sight, I decide to settle down a plate of the delicious rice out of sight at the back of the church.
Unknown to me Pastor’s daughter saw me and brought the dad and when Pastor saw me, he thought it was the best place to have mine due to everyone come to me but I never envisage that hubby would look for me then Pastor would bring him there.
As l was busy tear into my chicken and trying to wipe my hand with napkin after throwing the plates, I heard hubby calling my name and congratulating me at the marathon way l eat the food.
I am almost collapse, now the deal is gone. Hubby is not ready to continue and my clothes now are so big. What do l do? Blame Pastor or the aproko daughter? I still dey vax till now.