Our flight was so smooth, I sat close to the window with my wife close to me and our son sleeping peacefully in the seat close to the aisle. Each time I turn to look at my wife, she has this beautiful smile on her face that I have not seen for a long time. And can you imagine, she has been calling me darling, honey and my love since we began this flight.
Yes! flight destination United States of America. I and my family. Soon the voice on the speaker announced that everyone should fasten the seat belts for safe landing at The George Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston Texas.
As we step down,from our long flight at arrival, my wife and I beamed with smiles as a smartly dressed airport attendant welcome us with a big smile. Off to Immigration which did not take a minute, as we were given express checking with a congratulations as new special American Citizens.
As we collected our luggage from the luggage centre, some one tapped me on the shoulders and presented a photograph of I and my family. Introducing himself as our special chauffeur taking us to our new home. We stopped on the way at a big mall and my wife spent hours shopping.
Trust woman and shopping, clothes, shoes etc, then food. For once I did not see my wife grumbling about money or what she is buying or need to buy. Well, I can afford it. Spending my credit card.
My people! this life sweet ooo. We got home, luxury awaits us. My wife is all smiles dancing and gyrating from room to room. From front patio to the backyard where the tent and a large relaxing area with an outside bar is. The walking lane with stairs leads to our own private swimming pool.
My son jumped with excitement and my wife grabbed me loving. Promising to be the best wife in the world and re- committing herself to me. In short taking the marriage vows herself, this time without a priest. Swearing on her mother and father’s life to never disobey me. As she knelt down to thank me, just as I was about to help her up.
Gbam!gbam!! Gbam!!!, naim I hear for my back. “Papa Emeka wake up abeg, no soup for this house. Abi we no go chop today?
Its my wife, Whattttt? All this time, am I dreaming? No way, I must return to Houston. When I thought I have escaped this country naija, this woman! Her problem will not put me. Nobody but na she go bring me back.
Ha ha ha ha. So this USA when man being think say he done escape go, my wife bring me back. Shai! Nna men, so na so man go suffer? when this woman for leave me jeje make l continue, abeg l won go back now, now.